“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो, पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”

“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो, पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”

“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो,
पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”

 

Aaj mainne 🍑 mo se puchha : mo main jeevan mein aage badhane ke liye kya karun ?
mo ne bade 😍 pyaar se bola patthar le aur sabase pahale ye mobile 😘  fod . meree pyaaree mo

Funny Status In Hindi
Funny Status In Hindi

 

Aaja kal 💌 bachchai 80% nambar laakar bhee ro rahe hain.. aur ek ham the jo
dasavee mein 🏁 38% nambar leke bhee galee mein nuktee baant diya 💋 karate the…!!

 

 

Ab se 🍈 kidanee de doonga par 🍑
dil kisee ko 🍇 nahin doonga

 

 

Bhala ho 🍎 is garmee ka isee bahaane ghar kee bahoo – 🍋
betiyaan sar par palla od kar to 💜 chal rahee hain.

 

 

Bola tha 🥝 na mujhe blochk mat kar….🍉
dekh teree friaind mere lovai 😚 mein phans gaee.

 

 

Daadee ko geeta padhate dekh pote ne apanee maan se poochha,
maan daadee kaun 🍈 kee pareeksha kee taiyaaree kar rahee hain?
maan : beta ye phainal 🍏 eeyar kee taiyaaree kar rahee hain.

 

 

Duniya mein 🍋 sachchee imaanadaaree tab aaegee jab vidhyaarthee 🥑
pareeksha mein naqal maarane ke baad……ant mein 🍈 chopiaid likhenge

 

 

Gaanv mein 💋 bijalee aanee thee! log khush ho naach rahe the! 🌠
ek kutta bhee naachane laga. 🍋 kisee ne poochha: too kyoon naacha? kutta: khambe bhee to lagenge

 

 

Had mufalis 🥔 hoon main bhee yaaron ! jahaan log aaj nae saal kee paartee 👭
plaan kar rahen vaheen main plaan kar raha hoon ki paartee kis 💏 dost se kisase loon

 

 

Ham dillee vaale 💏 chhole bhathoore vaale se ekstra pyaaz aur chatanee kee itanee rikvest 🍐
karate hai jitanee us ladakee ne dj vaale baaboo se apane gaane ke lie kee..

 

 

Har stree, purush 🍎 ke saath baraabaree chaahatee hai, magar is shart ke 🥕 saath ki choohe,
chhipakalee aur kokaroch ke saath purush 🌽 akele hee nipatega !

 

 

He! mere 33 💎 karod devee- devataon mujhe yaada 🍉 kuchh nahin chaahie..
bas aap sab ek ek rupiya 🍑 de do.

 

 

Itana 🚡 sanskaarik kalayug aa gaya hai ki ladakee ki vidaee ke vakt.. 🚠
maan baap se jyaada to mohalle 🚀 ke ladake ro dete hai.

 

 

Jaapaan mein 5 g 🍉 kee testing shuroo ho chukee hai aur yahaan apane indiya mein log whatsapp 🍓
par 11 logon ko ” jay bajarangabalee ” bhej kar phree bailens kee ummeed 🥑 kar rahe hain.

 

 

Jab jab 🛀 is dharatee par naaree ka apamaan hua hai tab tab bura hua hai.. 🍌
aur bana lo anushka par chutakule…haay lagee hai 🍊 bhaabhee kee .

 

 

Jitanee 🕳 jaldee ladako ko pyaar ho jaata hai, utanee jaldee ladakiyaan ye bhee 🥔
disaid nahin kar paatee hai, kee daark lipastik 🍌 laganee hai ya lait “.

 

 

Krpaya aapase 🍌 koee flirt kare to sahayog dijeeye 10 saal 🍎
ke baad aapako koee ghaas nahee daalega . 🍊 dhanyavaad

 

 

Kuchh laundo 🍓 ko itanee jaldee rahatee hai ki baik ko plen 🍇 kee tarah uda le jaate hai
ye vahee launde hote hai jo porn moovee ko 👩‍❤‍👩 2 minat se jyaada nahee dekh paate!

 

 

Kuchh mohabbaten 🛌 isalie bhee juda ho jaatee hain kyonki ,
11th 🥝 klaas pahunchate hee maiths, baayo aur komars alag 🥑 alag ho jaate hain

 

 

Kuchh 🍆 ladakiyaan apanee vidaee par aise dahaade maarakar rotee hain ⛱ ki samajh mein nahee aata,
inako “doolha” mil raha hai ya inase “chheena” 🎆 ja raha hai.”

 

 

Kuchh 💛 ladakiyaan to is kadar khoobasoorat hotee hain,
ki ladake apane 🍐 man mein hee…..khud ko rijekt kar 🛀 lete hai.

 

 

Kutton ko 💚 deshee ghee aur lanakiyon ko 🍓
sachcha pyaar kabhee hazam 🍆 nahee hota

 

 

Lagata hai 🚠 khuda ne dil banaane ka kaanntrekt 💋
chaeena ko de diya hai… aaj kal 🚠 toot bahut rahe hai…

 

 

log kuchh 🍏 din sharaab aur sigaret peete hain aur aadat ho jaatee hai… 🍆
hamen dekho bachapan se pad rahe hain lekin aaj tak 🍇 aadt nahin padee…

 

 

Mujhe bhee 👫 khaana pakaane aata hai. “kya kya paka letee ho?” saada maigee, 👭
sabjee maigee, cheez maigee, paneer maigee ityaadi. “😻 achchha bahan byai byai”

 

 

Pata nahee 📿 kaise usane👰mujhe chhod diya ???
vo ☞ kameenee 🙆 to kisee ke paanch paise bhee nahee chhodatee thee

 

 

Raaste palat 🛍 dete hain ham ,jab koee 🥑
aakar yah kah de k aage chaalaan 🥝 kaat rahe hain…

 

 

Raat bhar 💜 mujhe is baat ne sone nahin diya, kee jindagee to bas 4 din kee hai, 🛌
aur intairnait pachk mainne 30 din 🍓 ka karavaaya liya..

 

 

Sasur : 🍈 are daamaad jee achaanak kaise aana hua 🍌 vo bhee parivaar ke saath ….
daamaad : vo socha aajakal sab 🍐 apana puraskaar lauta rahe hai to mein bhee…

 

 

Subah se 🍐 daud rahee hai chaakoo lekar pagalee mere peechhe..
mainne to majaak 🍉 mein kaha tha “dil cheer k dekh, tera hee naam 🍏 hoga”

 

 

Zindagee me 💣 sabase zyaada khushee to 🍊 tab milatee hai jab mummy kahatee hai
dimaag to bahut hai 💛 isaka bas padhta hee nahee hai..

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