Funny Status In Hindi

“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो, पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”

“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो,
पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”

 

Aaj mainne 🍑 mo se puchha : mo main jeevan mein aage badhane ke liye kya karun ?
mo ne bade 😍 pyaar se bola patthar le aur sabase pahale ye mobile 😘  fod . meree pyaaree mo

Funny Status In Hindi
Funny Status In Hindi

 

Aaja kal 💌 bachchai 80% nambar laakar bhee ro rahe hain.. aur ek ham the jo
dasavee mein 🏁 38% nambar leke bhee galee mein nuktee baant diya 💋 karate the…!!

 

 

Ab se 🍈 kidanee de doonga par 🍑
dil kisee ko 🍇 nahin doonga

 

 

Bhala ho 🍎 is garmee ka isee bahaane ghar kee bahoo – 🍋
betiyaan sar par palla od kar to 💜 chal rahee hain.

 

 

Bola tha 🥝 na mujhe blochk mat kar….🍉
dekh teree friaind mere lovai 😚 mein phans gaee.

 

 

Daadee ko geeta padhate dekh pote ne apanee maan se poochha,
maan daadee kaun 🍈 kee pareeksha kee taiyaaree kar rahee hain?
maan : beta ye phainal 🍏 eeyar kee taiyaaree kar rahee hain.

 

 

Duniya mein 🍋 sachchee imaanadaaree tab aaegee jab vidhyaarthee 🥑
pareeksha mein naqal maarane ke baad……ant mein 🍈 chopiaid likhenge

 

 

Gaanv mein 💋 bijalee aanee thee! log khush ho naach rahe the! 🌠
ek kutta bhee naachane laga. 🍋 kisee ne poochha: too kyoon naacha? kutta: khambe bhee to lagenge

 

 

Had mufalis 🥔 hoon main bhee yaaron ! jahaan log aaj nae saal kee paartee 👭
plaan kar rahen vaheen main plaan kar raha hoon ki paartee kis 💏 dost se kisase loon

 

 

Ham dillee vaale 💏 chhole bhathoore vaale se ekstra pyaaz aur chatanee kee itanee rikvest 🍐
karate hai jitanee us ladakee ne dj vaale baaboo se apane gaane ke lie kee..

 

 

Har stree, purush 🍎 ke saath baraabaree chaahatee hai, magar is shart ke 🥕 saath ki choohe,
chhipakalee aur kokaroch ke saath purush 🌽 akele hee nipatega !

 

 

He! mere 33 💎 karod devee- devataon mujhe yaada 🍉 kuchh nahin chaahie..
bas aap sab ek ek rupiya 🍑 de do.

 

 

Itana 🚡 sanskaarik kalayug aa gaya hai ki ladakee ki vidaee ke vakt.. 🚠
maan baap se jyaada to mohalle 🚀 ke ladake ro dete hai.

 

 

Jaapaan mein 5 g 🍉 kee testing shuroo ho chukee hai aur yahaan apane indiya mein log whatsapp 🍓
par 11 logon ko ” jay bajarangabalee ” bhej kar phree bailens kee ummeed 🥑 kar rahe hain.

 

 

Jab jab 🛀 is dharatee par naaree ka apamaan hua hai tab tab bura hua hai.. 🍌
aur bana lo anushka par chutakule…haay lagee hai 🍊 bhaabhee kee .

 

 

Jitanee 🕳 jaldee ladako ko pyaar ho jaata hai, utanee jaldee ladakiyaan ye bhee 🥔
disaid nahin kar paatee hai, kee daark lipastik 🍌 laganee hai ya lait “.

 

 

Krpaya aapase 🍌 koee flirt kare to sahayog dijeeye 10 saal 🍎
ke baad aapako koee ghaas nahee daalega . 🍊 dhanyavaad

 

 

Kuchh laundo 🍓 ko itanee jaldee rahatee hai ki baik ko plen 🍇 kee tarah uda le jaate hai
ye vahee launde hote hai jo porn moovee ko 👩‍❤‍👩 2 minat se jyaada nahee dekh paate!

 

 

Kuchh mohabbaten 🛌 isalie bhee juda ho jaatee hain kyonki ,
11th 🥝 klaas pahunchate hee maiths, baayo aur komars alag 🥑 alag ho jaate hain

 

 

Kuchh 🍆 ladakiyaan apanee vidaee par aise dahaade maarakar rotee hain ⛱ ki samajh mein nahee aata,
inako “doolha” mil raha hai ya inase “chheena” 🎆 ja raha hai.”

 

 

Kuchh 💛 ladakiyaan to is kadar khoobasoorat hotee hain,
ki ladake apane 🍐 man mein hee…..khud ko rijekt kar 🛀 lete hai.

 

 

Kutton ko 💚 deshee ghee aur lanakiyon ko 🍓
sachcha pyaar kabhee hazam 🍆 nahee hota

 

 

Lagata hai 🚠 khuda ne dil banaane ka kaanntrekt 💋
chaeena ko de diya hai… aaj kal 🚠 toot bahut rahe hai…

 

 

log kuchh 🍏 din sharaab aur sigaret peete hain aur aadat ho jaatee hai… 🍆
hamen dekho bachapan se pad rahe hain lekin aaj tak 🍇 aadt nahin padee…

 

 

Mujhe bhee 👫 khaana pakaane aata hai. “kya kya paka letee ho?” saada maigee, 👭
sabjee maigee, cheez maigee, paneer maigee ityaadi. “😻 achchha bahan byai byai”

 

 

Pata nahee 📿 kaise usane👰mujhe chhod diya ???
vo ☞ kameenee 🙆 to kisee ke paanch paise bhee nahee chhodatee thee

 

 

Raaste palat 🛍 dete hain ham ,jab koee 🥑
aakar yah kah de k aage chaalaan 🥝 kaat rahe hain…

 

 

Raat bhar 💜 mujhe is baat ne sone nahin diya, kee jindagee to bas 4 din kee hai, 🛌
aur intairnait pachk mainne 30 din 🍓 ka karavaaya liya..

 

 

Sasur : 🍈 are daamaad jee achaanak kaise aana hua 🍌 vo bhee parivaar ke saath ….
daamaad : vo socha aajakal sab 🍐 apana puraskaar lauta rahe hai to mein bhee…

 

 

Subah se 🍐 daud rahee hai chaakoo lekar pagalee mere peechhe..
mainne to majaak 🍉 mein kaha tha “dil cheer k dekh, tera hee naam 🍏 hoga”

 

 

Zindagee me 💣 sabase zyaada khushee to 🍊 tab milatee hai jab mummy kahatee hai
dimaag to bahut hai 💛 isaka bas padhta hee nahee hai..